Simple, fixed prices (CAD)
Wedding toast
- Wedding, best man, maid of honour, birthday, anniversary, retirement or party toast
- About 300–550 words
- 1 revision
- 24-hour rush available (+$20)
Eulogy or tribute
- A respectful eulogy or memorial tribute written from your memories
- Cue-card version for the podium
- 2 revisions
- 24-hour turnaround included at no extra cost
Full speech
- About 650–1,100 words
- 2 versions of the opening, plus delivery notes
- Printable cue cards
- 2 revisions · 24-hour rush available (+$20)
How it works
Tell us about it
Email us. We'll reply with a few quick questions: the occasion, who it's about, 3–5 stories you'd like included, and the tone you want.
Get a free preview
Within 24 hours you'll get the opening paragraph and an outline of the whole speech. No payment, no obligation.
Approve, pay, receive
Like the direction? Pay by Interac e-Transfer and we'll email the full speech (Word, PDF and cue cards). Revisions are by reply email.
A short sample
“For anyone who doesn't know me, I'm Sam, and I've been Maya's best friend since we were both nine and stuck in the back row of choir because neither of us could hold a note. Maya has always been the person who shows up: with soup when you're sick, with a map when you're lost, and with the worst puns you've ever heard when you need a laugh. So when she told me she'd met someone who laughed at her puns, I knew it was serious. Daniel, thank you for loving our friend exactly as she is. Please raise your glasses to Maya and Daniel.”
Paying (only after you approve the preview)
- We email your free preview with an order number (for example SP-1017-01).
- If you're happy with the direction, send an Interac e-Transfer for your package price to [email protected].
- Put your order number in the message. If your bank asks for a security question, use “Order number?” with your order number as the answer.
- Once the payment arrives, we email your full speech within your turnaround time.
Don't like the preview? You owe nothing.
Questions
Is this written by AI?
It's AI-assisted. We use AI tools to draft, then edit for your voice and the occasion. Everything comes from the stories and facts you give us. We never invent anecdotes about real people, and anything missing is marked for you to fill in.
How fast will I get it?
The free preview arrives within 24 hours. Toasts and full speeches are delivered within 48 hours of payment (24-hour rush is +$20). Eulogies are always done within 24 hours at no extra cost.
What if I don't like the preview?
Tell us what to change and we'll adjust it, or simply walk away. You pay nothing until you approve the direction.
Do I need to talk on the phone?
No. Everything happens by email, at your own pace.
What happens to my stories?
We use them only to write your speech. Everything is deleted 30 days after delivery, or sooner if you ask. Please don't send ID, home addresses or payment details by email.
How do I pay?
By Interac e-Transfer (Canadian bank accounts), only after you've seen and approved your free preview.
Have a speech coming up?
Send a few lines about the occasion and we'll take it from there.
Email us to start